U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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