If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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