i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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