what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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