I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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