drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
