Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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