I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
