Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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