So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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