i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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