Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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