Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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