Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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