Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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