All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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