windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I don't deserve a penis
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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