I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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