i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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