am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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