Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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