im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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