I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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