He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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