why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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