Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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