At least make sure they are 18
Why
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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