She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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