I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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