Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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