So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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