I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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