Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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