no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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