can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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