Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
They should really pass out barf bags in church
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I supernannyed him into submission
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