dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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