Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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