You're completely useless in the revolution.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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