sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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