I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
