you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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