i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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