Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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