And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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