ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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