My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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