Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We're not piercing ourselves today.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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