So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
