How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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