Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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